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I don’t watch Fox News. If i murder time, i’ll take a nap or stare at a wall.

But i will never watch Faux, erm…., Fox News.

So i was surprised when i come across this compilation of Fox’s programming. I figured that if they were going to be a caricature of conservatism, that caricature would surely include the ode to family values. They sure do plaster a lot of smut on their screen:

Lets analyze:

Paul Krugman has suggested that the only real voting block that can explain the rise of Conservatism and it’s ability to eek out victory year after year (sans Clinton, who’s tactics were and are those of current republicans (could i have voted, i would have voted H. W. Bush)) is due stickly to a shift (i belive he said about a 9-10 point shift) in the voting patterns of white males in the south.

Hmm…… i wonder if there’s a correlation between the pandering to white southern men by the conservative (or as the European Academics refer to the current republican idealogues, Neo-Liberal) movement and all the scandelously clad white women on Faux, erm….. i did it again, Fox News. I SAY YES! Even their female news hosts are awefully attractive.

It’s funny, but the conservative movement makes me feel more like a paranoid skitzophrenic each day and or time, tend to validate my paranoia, only making me more skitzophrenic.

Viktor Salieri

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